I'm writing a song all about you

A true song as real as my tears

But you've no need to fear it

'Cause no one will hear it

'Cause sad songs and waltzes

Aren't selling this year

I'll tell all about how you cheated

I'd like for the whole world to hear

I'd like to get even with you

'Cause you're leaving

But sad songs and waltzes

Aren't selling this year

It's a good thing that I'm not a star

You don't know how lucky you are

Though my record may say it

No one will play it

'Cause sad songs and waltzes

Aren't selling this year

It's a good thing that I'm not a star

You don't know how lucky you are

Though my record may say it

No one will play it

'Cause sad songs and waltzes

Aren't selling this year